- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

THE GAME

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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