What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

So a seal walks into a club.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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