- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

c-? men, C-men

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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