The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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This sentance contains three errers

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Anything involving women..

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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I had a lemon. hi.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Anti Joke

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