You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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