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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

That's illegal What? Your mom

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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