- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Kefka > Sephiroth

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

boobs.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Anything involving women..

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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