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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My kids are mistakes.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

HURT

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

YOLO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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