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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why did? Yes

Ain't idn't a word.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Female rights.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Choir.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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