- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Potato!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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