Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When is a door not a door? Never.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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