why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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cancer

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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YOU

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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this is not a drill.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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