- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man walks Into a bar.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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