What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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YOU

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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cancer

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