What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

The WNBA.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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