Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

bryden is a faggot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Obama

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

The WNBA.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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