- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

You and your parents are going to die today

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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