- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Guess what? AIDS!

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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