"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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5 people are walking

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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