- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Guess what? AIDS!

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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