- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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