I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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