Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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