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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Whats 2+1? 2.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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