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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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