A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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