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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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