- Anti Joke

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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