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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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