- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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