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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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