What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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this is not a drill.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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