Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Women's rights.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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