Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Jellybeans

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Anti Joke

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