My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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