Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What happen? Idk...

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

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