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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

i like men but im not gay

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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