2 + 2 = fish

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Anti Joke

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