Jews

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

thumb_up thumb_down -21

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do I hate? people

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Jacob Edwards has friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The WPGA tour

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops