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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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