What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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