How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Chinese men having large penis.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

This is an anti-joke.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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