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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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