- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Womans baksetball...

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Muslim athletes.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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