- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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