- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

david weres the slug gone

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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