Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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snooki

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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