- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Latvia isn't a joke

gay people

Im taking a shit right now.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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