I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Womens' sports

Im taking a shit right now.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Here's another:

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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