Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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You're tall.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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your moms my other ride

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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