- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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a pornstar comes early to a party

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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