How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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