When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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long in the tooth!

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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