A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You know what's catchy? A cold

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You know what's catchy? A cold

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops