- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

You know what's catchy? A cold

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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