- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

who is awesome? no one...

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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