- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Once upon a time, The end.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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