- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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