- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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