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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

angelosnyder is not gay

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Where's the dick??? east

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Why did the dog die? He was old

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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