- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Women's rights.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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