- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Ebola

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Justin Bieber

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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