- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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