- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

I'm HIV positive.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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