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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

hard cheese

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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