- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Caroline Kelly.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Oh...okay, good.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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