did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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I'm HIV positive.

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