Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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